1. Take an 1000 year nap.
2. Learn to play the harp.
3. Play air hockey with Isaac Newton.
4. Visit another galaxy on holiday.
5. Cause my visage to appear in tortillas somewhere in Mexico.
6. Always speak with a fake British Accent.
7. Throw a LAN party and invite Alan Turing.

Seven things I'm good at doing badly.

1. Getting up early in the morning.
2. Finding my wallet, keys and/or cell phone in the morning.
3. Remembering dreams.
4. Not pronouncing the word "nuclear" like George Bush.
5. Getting dates with super models.
6. Not repeating myself.
7. Differential Geometry

Seven celebrities that make me want to be celibate for the rest of my life.

1. Pamela Anderson
2. Yoko Ono
3. Paris Hilton
4. Courtney Love
5. Martha Stewart
6. Oprah Winfrey
7. Ashlee Simpson

Seven things I've never said.

1. "Well, when I think of it, I'm glad I had that operation."
2. "I feel like watching The Princess Diaries about 12 times in a row today."
3. "Who drank all of my prune juice?!"
4. "Graduate school is so much fun!"
5. "I tried, I tried! But the monkey wouldn't let me in!"
6. "Well there goes my chances of being a Speedo model."
7. "I wonder who left this $100 bill on the ground?"

Seven people who I think would be a better president than George Bush.

1. Bozo the Clown
2. John Stewart
3. Derek Smalls
4. Gene Wilder
5. William Shatner
6. The Blue Man Group
7. Thom Yorke

Seven people who should also do a list like this one.

1. Stephen Hawkings
2. Linus Torvalds
3. Richard Stallman
4. Andrew Wiles
5. Steve Wozniak
6. Donald Knuth
7. Richard Dawkins