Professor . . . hmmm that sounds good I don't know about you, but it seems that all I get in the mail is credit card offers, lots of credit card offers. Today was a break from the normal. I received a letter from India addressed so:

Professor Christopher Joel Cowan
Department of Mathematics
University of Texas at San Antonio
My Address

The letter was from the Pushpa Publishing House (warning: their site has about 9 Java applets that serve as link buttons) and they were inviting me to submit ". . . original research papers and critical survey articles for consideration of possible publication in its established journal namely the Far East Journal of Mathematical Sciences." (Just to make it clear, I'm not a professor at UTSA, but I did get a Math BS there.) I thought about sending it back saying that the UTSA math department was not at my address, but I didn't want to lose this letter.  ¶ 3:44 PM